in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
- Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
- Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
whenever i have a crush on someone i have like 3 phases
phase 1 where i wont shut the fuck up about them but i pretend i dont like them
phase 2 where i start to try and read into what they are saying and pretend that they like me too
phase 3 where all hope is lost i decide they dont like me im a big loser with a stupid face